SBC Episode 3: Keys to the City, an Honorary Sham.

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In this episode I discuss the lack of ~*~BLACK FRIDAY DEALS~*~*, ask questions about Keys to the City, and judge the Kardashians. A lot. Leave comments at SassyBrunette.com and follow me on Twitter at twitter.com/celisse!

Sassy Brunette Chronicles: EMERGENCY CARCAST – I Hate Halloween

Alternate title: WHY DO BAD THINGS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME IN PARKING GARAGES?

Halloween is my least favorite holiday for many different reasons. I go into detail about the most recent reason for my Halloween Hatred in this EMERGENCY EPISODE of the SBC, recorded from my other studio, my car.

Also, while you’re out and about on the innernets, check out my podcast nemesis, NotThatPaulyD.com!

An Introduction, and A Birthday

Okay, listen. I started this blog up in January, and I must admit that 90% of the reason that I have, until now, not posted a single thing onto it is because I am useless and cannot come up with a cute header. Sigh. I am about thisclose to doodling something on the Paper app and just throwing that up there.

Anyway, HELLO. My name is Celisse and I’m a sassy brunette.

Sassy brunettes areΒ in right now, guys. I know you know it. We’ve all been watching New Girl and The B In Apt 23 (omg Dawson!) and Girls and reading Hello Giggles (in an ironic barfy way, right?) and listening to The Dum Dum Girls. 2012 has been the year of the sassy raven haired ladies to stand up and start blogs and write tv shows and get book deals, and NOW IT’S MY TURN.

…right?Β Whatever.

The point is, listen, it was my birthday week this week and I am ready to get this ball rollin’. You will read aboutΒ some things here. They will all be about my life and the ridiculous things I love and hate and that happen to me. In addition to personal topics I will also cover entertainment and some sports (hello ~*~*the Olympics~*~* is starting soon) and other pretty lady things like beauty because I like to spend all of my money on sushi and nail polish.

You will also probably read a bit about my ridiculous job and co-workers, because my job and co-workers are so ridiculous, you guys. Also, let’s be honest here, I spend 50+ hours a week working and if not for the hilarious work-related happenings of my life, I would have no content for this blog. That is a fancy blog way of saying I have no life outside of work. Sigh.

In any case I hope you will enjoy my sassy ridiculousness, and here is a photo of my birthday cake upon which was emblazoned a photo of Ryan Gosling:

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